To Whom it May Concern,
Hi, welcome to my website! The picture at the right accurately depicts how I feel about having a website.
If you're asking yourself, "Why would he choose .biz for his domain? That's stupid and I'm going to judge him for it," then be assured I have asked myself that very same question and came to the same conclusion. But I find dealing with website backend to be excruciating, so .biz it is!
I have done a lot of stuff that I'm proud of since I got my act together after screwing around for most of my 20s, so I hope you enjoy your time here! If you don't, I'll refer you back to the picture at the right.