EDIT 2/15/16: This post doesn't quite feel as whimsical as when I first took it but I don't care, my dog won.
EDIT 1/21/17: There is nothing funny about this post anymore and I regret it but I don't care, my dog won.
Okay, so, I Trumped the dog, which is a thing people are mainly doing with cats where you brush them and make a toupee with the fur:
And the TrumpYourCat Instagram account, which is credited by knowyourmeme.com to be the source of the spread of this critically important historic movement, included it in this photo:
#1 baby. And also, this is the first time someone has taken a picture of mine and done anything with it, so I think we can say: